Dr: "relax sir, you're two tents" Doctor!, doctor! psychologist: relax man, you're too tense. Sep 29, 2019 - Explore Margaret D. Haydel's board "Pee pee teepee" on Pinterest. It’s driving me crazy. (two tents, too tense) 3. "He starts muttering to himself, "Wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee. I'm a Wigwam I'm a Teepee I remember an old joke where one guy was frantically saying, “I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee,“ and then his doctor leans back in his chair and declares, “your two tense (tents)”! Tepee or a wigwam, tepee or a wig wam?!" You’re two tents.” He keeps muttering.When he walks into the doctor's office, he explains what's wrong. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor replied: “It’s very simple. "I can't concentrate, doctor. First, I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam. and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'" “Doctor, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. I'm stressed. doctor! The doctor replies, "Your problem is that you're two tents." Sometimes I identify as a tipi. Whats wrong with me?" A guy goes to a therapist. “I’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee, i’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee….” The doctor exclaims relax man you are two tense. One moment I feel I’m a wigwam and the next, I think I’m a teepee.” The doctor replies “Don’t worry, your just too tense!” (two tents) "So, I have this idea for a great movie. Only the best funny Teepee jokes and best Teepee websites as selected and voted by visitors of Joke Buddha website. Funny Jokes. I was reminded of this, when I heard people complaining about how cold it is today. He asks the therapist over and over, "Am I a tepee or a wigwam? Dr: "It appears that this is just the tip of the iceberg" Doctor! "I think I figured it out. Other times as a marquee. Weird Dreams. Funny Jokes ... Then a teepee, then a wigwam. What’s the diagnosis? I think I’m going insane. And so on and so on. I am over 18. See more ideas about pee pee teepee, teepee, pee. And that’s why teepee tents (sometimes spelled ‘tipi’ or referred to as a wigwam tent) make such awesome shelters on almost any adventure in the great outdoors. Doctor! I have a lettuce stuck in my bum. Doctor! A man went to see a psychiatrist. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it … "The doctor slides his chair up to him and tells the man what's wrong. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. i have double vision, I am seeing two of everything. Teepee or wigwam? "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' I’m sure like me, you’ve had problems with a pattern you’ve chosen to make. I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi. Bloke goes to the doctor and says “Doctor, Doctor. Am I a tepee or a wigwam? 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