“That’s a hickory Daiquiri, Doc,” the mixmaster told him. "No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc." Doctor walks into a bar This is one patron who is really gonna miss that hickory daiquiri doc." So the doctor came in and the bartender made his drink. Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to. !” The bartender paled and confessed: “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” (Art Ryon.) Hilarious - rhymes are clever and there are several cocktails I'd like to try! A dentist was obsessed by dental floss! He orders an Almond Daiquiri He gets to be so regular, showing up at the same time every day, that the bartender knows to make the drink and has it waiting for the doc when he arrives. #19. A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. Wonderful (and delicious) twists on nursery rhyme classics. This was a great touch and it became the doctor’s regular drink. Dad: So a Doc walks into a bar and asks for a Daiquiri. Reddit—Jokes 2/28/99 Many more alien-to-me sounding recipes. 61 Followers, 91 Following, 1,242 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from $$$ D-MONEY $$$ (@hickory.daiquiri.dock) Not really that into whiskey. Hickory Daiquiri Dock book. It was already 5:08 and there would not be enough time to get to a grocery store to buy more almonds. Board Book format for a cocktail book?! I had the same problem and I went to Dr. Michaels and he helped me a lot. Google Books google_ad_height = 600; I just can't stand them!" Google Books DYING WISH. And Dick says, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc." THE DRINKS ARE ON … He does, however, have some hickory nuts. A doctor goes to the same bar every day He orders an Almond Daiquiri He gets to be so regular, showing up at the same time every day, that the bartender knows to make the drink and has it waiting for the doc when he A.A. (Alcoholics Anonymous) Grapevine One day, the bartender ran out of the hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. Here’s a punny old joke: A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. Excellent! google_color_url = "008000"; 5, col. 6: They take off their clothes and stand naked in front of each other. Must-have book for...well...everyone! google_ad_client = "pub-0382623543249625"; When he tasted it he said what is this ? Upload Date: 31/12/1969. It was approaching 2 o’clock this particular day when the bartender discovered to his dismay that he was out of almonds. Cute cocktail book! Just make me a drink.” So the mouse leaves and then returns with a drink. google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; December 2nd 2014 Google Maps. Pg. Enter the email address associated with your account, and we'll email you a link to reset your password. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. : was the reply. Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist—from Ring Around the Rosé to Bloody Mary, Quite Contrary —it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw an extremely quiet party. The doctor took one sip, puckered in disgust, and demanded, “What kind of drink is this ??! // What did Hemingway and JFK have in common? google_color_link = "0000FF"; Very creative rhymes! Replied the bartender: “A hickory daiquiri, doc.” There are no discussion topics on this book yet. [CDATA[ “It’s a hickory daiquiri, doc,” the bartender says. “That is simply a hickory Daiquiri, Doc.” Me, please!!! He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass. google_color_url = "008000"; “A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A form of this joke has a doctor entering a bar and ordering his usual daiquiri, but the bartender gives him something slightly different. 1. boftx commented. “It’s a hickory daiquiri, doc,” the bartender says. 1 - 2 2 comments #19. Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. That’s a hickory daiquiri doc. google_ad_type = "text_image"; Mr F.B.I. It’s dacquiri time. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The bartender paled and confessed: The bartender knew the doctor’s habit and would always have a drink waiting. This was an odd-ball concoction—a daiquiri with ground-up almonds in it. But one day, Dick ran out of almonds, and so he thought, "Well, the doctor won't know the difference." Post Cancel. Hickory Daiquiri: One doctor always stopped at a local bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender created just for him. One day the bartender goes to make it and realizes he doesn't have any almonds. It’s a hickory daiquiri doc.”, “A doctor walks into a bar…” ("hickory daiquiri doc” bar joke), “Test your airbag here” (sign on rear of a vehicle), “Rule for life: Never trust anyone who won’t do a tequila shot with you”, “The bigger the Cheerio, the better it tastes” (donut saying), “I danced like no one was watching, but someone was watching and he thought I was having a seizure”, Restaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores. google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. var l=new Array(); Dad: So a Doc walks into a bar and asks for a Daiquiri. Doctor Jones likes to stop at a bar after work and enjoy an almond daiquiri. Editing a comment . In reality, I haven't killed anyone this year! google_color_text = "000000"; Wikipedia: Hickory Dickory Dock So maybe you had to hear it instead of reading it. “There’s something I need to tell you,” says the woman. The mouse squeaks, “What’ll you have, doc?” Taken aback and considering the possibility of hallucinations, the doctor responds, “Anything. The doc takes a sip and asks, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?" !” A link to reset your password has been sent to , … Sarah Uldricks is on Facebook. "It's a hickory daiquiri doc." Especially new parents. The bartender learned his habit and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as five o'clock So one evening as five o’clock approached, the bartender began. TWO NEIGHBORS 901 downloads Warning labels 1481 downloads Dumb drunk !! } Join Facebook to connect with Sarah Uldricks and others you may know. The Bartender replies, "Yeah, it's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc!" “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” A Lifebuoy Soap advertisement that appeared in a 1902 edition of the periodical Animal Life and the World of Nature: A Magazine of Natural History . l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 117';l[5]=' 100';l[6]=' 101';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 116';l[9]=' 115';l[10]=' 114';l[11]=' 111';l[12]=' 46';l[13]=' 115';l[14]=' 99';l[15]=' 105';l[16]=' 115';l[17]=' 121';l[18]=' 104';l[19]=' 112';l[20]=' 64';l[21]=' 46';l[22]=' 46';l[23]=' 46';l[24]=' 116';l[25]='>';l[26]='\"';l[27]=' 117';l[28]=' 100';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 46';l[31]=' 116';l[32]=' 115';l[33]=' 114';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 46';l[36]=' 115';l[37]=' 99';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 115';l[40]=' 121';l[41]=' 104';l[42]=' 112';l[43]=' 64';l[44]=' 46';l[45]=' 46';l[46]=' 46';l[47]=' 116';l[48]=':';l[49]='o';l[50]='t';l[51]='l';l[52]='i';l[53]='a';l[54]='m';l[55]='\"';l[56]='=';l[57]='f';l[58]='e';l[59]='r';l[60]='h';l[61]='a ';l[62]='<'; 6/4/92 "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc." And he said, "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc." August 25, 2014, 01:08 AM. Just to relieve the tension over The Fire, let’s consider photog Jack Miller’s story about the doctor. "No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc." That†s a hickory daiquiri doc. 2 likes; Comment. #19. (Maybe I should state here that I neither have kids nor plan to...but c'mon, it's Tim Federle!). The doc tastes the drink and says, “hey bartender is this a chestnut daiquiri?” “Hickory daiquiri doc” (a pun on “hickory dickory dock") has been cited in print since at least 1961. replied the bartender. OK, somewhat a good girl this year. Druken Fools. //]]> google_ad_type = "text_image"; "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!" The bartender serves him and the doc says "this is terrible! OK, I'll do it." He improvises Low and behold, to his surprise, the bar was out of almonds for the garnish. The bartender serves him and the doc says "this is terrible! He gets out all his daiquiri supplies but realizes he forgot to buy chestnuts. And the bartender says, "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, doc." Pg. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" Her girl friend replied, "Look, don't get an operation or anything like that. Original cartoons by top cartoonists Virgil Partch, Marty Murphy and others Not only is this entertaining and well presented but it's quite clever and would be great as a gift. google_color_border = "336699"; But he could have olives in his daiquiris...Routine established, the doctor dropped in his favorite pub and ordered a daiquiri. So a Doctor walks into a bar… Colin: "Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. A doctor had a regular habit of stopping off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home every evening. Wikisource has original text related to this article: Hickory Dickory Dock This page was last edited on 10 December 2020, at 06:25 (UTC). A list of Hickory puns! 0 0 comments (0) Doctors Daiquiri A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The doctor takes a sip, is promptly disgusted, and spits it all out. I was so thrilled when my personally signed copy (thanks, Powell's Books!) The doctor took one sip, puckered in disgust, and demanded, “What kind of drink is this ??! Hundreds of hilarious jokes, gags, anecdotes! Reddit—Jokes “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” ••• Love develops between two 80-year-olds in a retirement home. One day the bartender goes to make it and realizes he doesn’t have any almonds. The bartender knew the doctor's habit and would always have a drink waiting. Join Facebook to connect with Sarah Uldricks and others you may know. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Apparently, they both loved daiquiris. Keep 'em coming! One day, the bartender ran out of hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. Google Groups: alt.peeves 0. In article <[email protected]> 5 years ago. Welcome back. The bartender rummages through the inventory but is only able to find hickory nuts. So I said that it was a hickory daiquiri, doc! So he chops up the hickory nuts and puts them in the daiquiri. 1 boftx commented August 25, 2014, 01:08 AM Editing a comment Simple things for simple minds. A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps. Hickory Daiquiri: One doctor always stopped at a local bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender created just for him.One day, the bartender ran out of hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. One night, the bar is all out of hazelnuts. A dentist pausing on the way home for a Daiquiri cocktail — or two — at a Madison Ave. bar — each day, one day notices the bar keep sprinkling the top of his cocktail with grated hickory nuts. One day, same as always, the bartender is preparing for the doc to come in. Every afternoon at 2 o’clock the doctor dashed down to the bar for one of his favorite drinks. "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc." As a teacher, she made... To see what your friends thought of this book, Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist. A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. But all she could find were hickory nuts. Subscribe to email funny stuffs. Out of olives, the bartender inserted a hickory nut. Hickory, Dickory, and Doc; Notes. “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” Love develops between two 80-year-olds in a retirement home. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald. A girl is complaining about the size of her breasts to her girl friend. google_color_border = "336699"; I’ve picked my berries. "Last of the Mojitos". getting the almond daiquiri ready. Be sure to use fresh lime juice. The mouse responds, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” Mr. Bones commented. When the doctor arrived, he took a sip and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" He was a hickory daiquiri doc. " arrived in the mail yesterday. I tore open the box and immediately laughed my way through this entire gem of a book. Welcome to Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist-- the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere. Rating: 5 stars 06/02/2013. We’d love your help. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the Doctors drink waiting for him at precisely 5:03 PM. google_ad_format = "120x600_as"; (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. A Doctor always stopped at a local bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender created just for him. He looks around but all he finds are some hickory nuts. (Tim Mefford) writes: Very refreshing! Includes yummy drink recipes and great illustrations. As he takes a seat at the bar, he looks up in confusion wondering why he can’t locate the bartender and whether or not he should be concerned by the mouse perched behind the bar looking him dead in the eye. Tim Federle is an award-winning writer whose works include the New York Times notable books "The Great American Whatever" and "Better Nate Than Ever," the global bestseller "Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails with a Literary Twist," and the Tony-nominated Broadway musical "Tuck Everlasting.". The doc takes a sip and asks, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?" The doctor took a sip, and he said, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?" The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. He send a waitress searching for some but all she could find were hickory nuts. "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!" But one day the bartender ran out of hazelnut extract, so he substituted hickory nuts. And a source of great recipes. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') document.write("&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"); The bartender replies, “nope, we were out of chestnuts. > !peeve: It’s Strawberry season. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ comes hickory daiquiri dock the ultimate cocktail recipe book for new parents everywhere featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown up twistfrom ring around the ros to bloody mary quite contrary its time to lose the rattle pick up a shaker and by tim federle hickory daiquiri dock cocktails with a nursery rhyme twist brdbk I just can't stand them!" 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